@poppy: She was shuttled from foster home to foster home and then became a mother at 17.

@Dürer's Rhino: Get high off one's ego, I think.

I always imagine KLS running out of her old Ground Zero-area flat with her arms full of LV on 9/11. Then, maybe nannies carting the kids out.

Some of those featured photos make polin' look quite artistic.

@mykalt45: When he was on Stern the other day he said he took the show because he needed money and can't tour right now because Joe Perry hates him.

Jason Segel Seth Rogan.

Is she deciding who dies and lives? Huh?

@SweetIo: Thanks!

Is 'gestational carrier' the new 'surrogate mother'?

@PurpleFlamingo: She was probably banned for body snarking on Angie.

I would have loved a spin-off movie following Bender and Claire.

I wish celebrities would stop making light of their extreme dieting.

Not every show can be The Wire.

@AristotlesCrab: OMFG. I just came.

"Good" is my reply to this article. My mother sat silent as my father brutally beat me for years. I hold her just as culpable as him.

Fall 2013 Oscar contender starring Queen Latifah/Dana Owens and Mo'Nique.

@sabranee1: My daughter has little contact with her bio-father. We are planning an Island vacation and the kiddo needs a passport. I have been on his ass for over a year now to complete the second parents' notarized Statement of Consent (Form DS-3053) or just come to the friggin' passport office with me. Uggggh!

I watched the Joan Rivers documentary last night. Might start following her tweets now.

@Highsmith: Complete BS. Does she honestly think that people believe her?

"Clingy"?? Come on!