Much rather pay for this girl's student loans.

Too soon.

Since a Lohan clip is featured in the trailer do they have to pay her? Just thinking back to the whole Back to the Future II/Crispin Glover $$$$$ payout.

Love Hathaway's crunk scrapbooker!

Where can I get tequila-infused garlic butter?

This has been the best SNL episode in YEARS. Please give Ms. Hathaway the E in the EGOT.

@nicnack74: Yeah, he has a second wedding to pay for.

@jadelyce: She is definitely trying to dip into the single mother pool to gain a new fan base since Gaga has the Gays.

@LeRollingStoner: Definitely the loudest I have laughed at SNL in a while.

@alula: I howled at the Holmes impression. SO on point!

No way on earth this role could be healthy for someone trying to work through treatment and recovery. I'd like to see her on a sitcom in a supporting role. Some work to keep her busy while she gets her life back together. Tina Fey, you reading this? Would love to see Lohan as a new young rival for Jenna.

My daughter is in first grade and this year her school photo folks (Lifetouch) included a flyer about their new retouching option in with her photo packet. First time I had seen that option.

I'll probably never earn a star for posting this: She is not a single mom. Never will she have to scramble at 6:30am to try to find a sitter for her kiddo so she can get to work/school. She'll never have to count her pennies and make choices on how to spend the last twenty dollars. I do not want to down play her…

Is it wrong to have a Q shout-out?

Am I the only person in the world that found BRICK to be tedious?

@iamthelaw: Chasez likes pussy? What.....

@littlekim: She tried to make it work at least $43 million times.

@sarah0220 (please don't take my star): She was probably listening on the other line, like when we were 13 and our BFFs asked the boy that we crushed on if he liked me.

I liked this movie the first time I saw it as a kid back in 1990.

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