If grabbed the intercom and starting singing 'Gold Digger' I would have been tased.

Sheen is calling it one bad night? How about three bad decades? Every woman he has been in a relationship with was badly beaten or shot at by him. He has a history of partner/domestic violence that is glossed over by his 'bad boy' image. I'm so disgusting by the whitewashing of Sheen.

Only one mutant bunny? Doubt it. They aren't looking for poo up there. Something else is going on.

@XavierLucage: The money was streaming in for Jessica when she left him. I'm sure he got a nice chunk of it. Here in Cincinnati, Lachey is very charitable.

She should do promos for a neck scarf site instead.

@raspberryleaf: It's not gossip; it's American history. Lol.

@pashadag: Travolta is illustrating the shaft length of a young man he bedded the night prior while Kelly quietly reflects on her nights with Clooney.

@sparklytoesfairydustbutt: They've got money and Thetan-free bodies. She could get pregnant at 68 if she wanted to. OT-OVIII up in this uterus.

@raspberryleaf: 1990, the two were engaged. High on "love" and other substances, he shot her in the arm or at the toilet. Details are sketchy. The injury required immediate medical attention and Ms. Preston received stitches. At the time, Preston told the coppers (Sheen was on probation) that she accidentally set…

@ScillyHelen: Giving millions to $cientology de-gayifies you.

@frecklewho: Maybe they are just LOST fans?

I'm more interested in her discussing the time Charlie Sheen shot her.

The same thing happened to me after I miscarried. Nearly died. Much love and support to Ms. Allen.

Still think Eric Stoltz would have made the better Marty.

@The Lonely Tourist: Yes. They came to my college last spring.

Maci was in the audience with Kyle about two weeks ago. Also, they do the college lecture circuit together. Why the sudden shade?

Amber's father is a career alcoholic dying from cirrhosis. I'm sure someone "made" him drink — just like Gary makes Amber violent. Your daughter needs some serious help, but instead of being a decent parent, you'll just make excuses for her behavior. Lather. Rinse. REPEAT.

@sarrible: Thought it was strands to yak hair?

@StuckInCinci: iphone won't let me type in Portman. Guess they don't like her as Daisy.

Postman is the only one.