@Rats: Wish I could upvote you.

I was put through a wall and - most certainly - did not deserve it.

What about those of us who just smoke at Phish or Dave Matthews concerts?

It's nice having money now. Changes your whole outlook.

@GingerLawyer: I thought Katy Perry impersonators.

@GingerLawyer: I thought Katy Perry impersonators.

I believe David Icke now.

15 kids? That's getting into Duggar territory. Jim Bob gonna cut a bitch?

@Orionsaint:

Does anyone else think that Tina Fey and Jon Hamm are having an affair?

She even has on the American Flag Pin while she's climbing? Come on.

@AllieCaulfield: Sadly, I know too much about The View. Rachel was groomed for the seat Hasselbeck won. Ultimately, she put her husband's career above her own ambitions. It is only because of Sean Duffy the world was gifted with a daily Elisabeth Hasselbeck. If that isn't enough to vote for his opposition, who knows…

@VanMundegaarde: It is, after all, the Best.

I'm not a rehab doctor, like Dr. Drew, and I'm on my phone and too lazy to Google, but aren't there prescription medicines they have to addicts and alcoholics that make them physical ill when they use?

@Alohamaid: Still gorgeous. What does she look like with jeans and a tshirt?

@Moretta: I'd like to see a made-under Dita Von Tease.

@itslikethathuh: Must be those new Favre "Open Fly Jeans".

I swear this is not body snarking, so don't report me. Just curious, is that an implant scar? Is that what they look like?

@RubyG: You spared Shia, for that I am grateful. But now he can't finger chicks. Ya'll are cruel, cruel folks.

@RubyG: Who is the next target of the Whackers? Can you share that? Is Danny Bonaduce next?