Hey, if he goes to prison, I wonder what life will be like for Merriweather Post Civilian.

Guys, the fake me is @Eklund, whatever I say he just copys

It is unclear exactly how the Clippers will determine a child's "privilege" status, but we have one guess.

YOU GLASS CUNT.

As a Knicks fan (at least I was as a kid, when I followed the NBA), that picture's giving me panic attacks. What an incredible image, though.

That bird can fly.

Welp, I now see that Eddie Murray Sparkles made the same joke but way better yesterday. Eh, I'll leave this up for posterity anyway.

I'm more worried about the ecological damage here. Once Updyke's put away Aurburn's Rabbits will finally be at Rest.

I'm such a sucker for Johnny Two Times jokes.

I'd give those Thrashers gals two minutes for roughing.

Condolences to the Palmer family.

+1

Indeed.

Wait wait wait. Mark Sanchez can live on a golf course? When I sleep on the golf course at Van Cortlandt Park in the Bronx, I get the cops called on me.

+1

Meanwhile, most Chavs have been losers for twenty-five straight years.

I was misled and manipulated by Night Ranger when I saw them at the State Fair in Tuscaloosa and they played songs that weren't Sister Christian and When You Close Your Eyes.

Michael Young said the Rangers "misled and manipulated" him...

The feud escalated when Stern bet Selig he wouldn't step over this line!