Damn, an episode of Law & Order: SVU starring Martin Mull as the bad guy is on USA right now. i should have been watching this all along.

@doctorzizmor: Hey, Dr. Z, how's the subway advertisement business going?

@SavetoFavorites: Meh, big deal. She's just seventeen. (You know what I mean.)

Yeah, well, Sanchez would have kneeled better.

"Starks...he has been a star."

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Does he look like a bitch?

@Its_Jetertastic: Holy crap. I have that card that is your avatar. I've always called it the afro-mullet.

@MikeRotch: Same as every year. Rex Grossman.

I told myself that I was only rooting for Green Bay because I was pissed about the Jets losing, and didn't really care, but god damn if I didn't just jump off the couch whooping.

@vodkanaut: For you, baby, I live wherever.

@Vone: Hahaha

Isn't Slim Shady supposed to be blonde? Granted, I don't think I've seen him in 10 years.

@vodkanaut: I'm down to my 2nd to last in the fridge. I might have to raid my rare beer cellar (closet) soon.

@Prick Top: And 60 Minutes. I rarely get all mushy about military stuff, but he seemed entirely sincere about his "I'm not a hero" stance. I found it incredibly moving.

You know who should play the Superbowl halftime show? Juvenile.

@SavetoFavorites: Heh

But there's still a critical question that's gone unanswered! What the hell am I supposed to do with all this junk? All this junk inside my trunk?!!

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Downvote.

@StuckBetweenStations: ಠ_ಠ

Is there a Lingerie Bowl or something going on now? Ugh. Never thought I'd miss that band that called themselves "The Who" from last year.