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@Always Winning: +1

This easy money getting must be stopped.

My parents were always pinching pennies around the holidays. Instead of an Xbox 360 I got a Gamestation 4000, and instead of Guitar Hero I had to play Strat-O-Matic.

@Demon Deacon Blues: Here's a strong runner up to "Jungleland," though.

@Demon Deacon Blues: Oh that's an easy one. Jungleland. Springsteen.

@Telemundo: Pepperoni and sausage!

@PolkPanther: Differential diagnosis for an irregular heartbeat. Go.

@UkraineNotWeak: Dewayne Robertson. He could still surprise ya!

@Britt_Pollack: Undeclared. Freaks and Geeks gets all the post-cancellation Apatow hype, but I thought Undeclared was way better.

@Pedro Cerrano: White Stripes. Boy did I get shit for that in college.

@UweBollocks: Damn, with all this Truck Nutz talk I'm getting nostalgic for the old Wonkette.

@Bellwether Johnson: Yeah, Asobi Seksu is always fun. I'm also anxiously waiting for the new Man Man, which I don't think has a date yet, and the new Okkervil River, due in May. Oh, and Akron/Family, which I think leaked but I haven't heard yet.

@vodkanaut: Happy birthday, I'm forty-three...

@Hatey McLife: +1 to Hedburg. I recognize that he's not objectively the greatest, but he was the first one I fell in love with. I found him a few months before he died. Really tore me up.

Best new music DUAN

@Always Winning: So now when Sterling says, "Robbie Cano, dontcha know?" I can reply, "YES!"

@President Camacho: +1

Barack Obama wants to lead the league in winning the future.

@J-No: OMG I just bought a Sonic Care 3 weeks ago. It's amazing! I didn't know my teeth could be so clean!