@Bobby Big Wheel: For the last time, nobody believes you. Even your momma thinks that your mind is gone.

@Phintastic: And that's just DiPietro.

@PenskeMaterial: I saw him doing the Charleston on top of a flagpole!

@Same Sad Echo: Hehe

In Utah, Christian Heritage High defeated West Ridge Academy, a school for at-risk teens, 108-3.

@shmendo: Not sure about the Deadspin rules on self-promotion these days, but the link is in my profile.

@Peter Nincompoop: I haven't. I've had a different Oyster Stout, though, and I didn't care for it.

@BillBelichick: Plenty. Anything by Founders is amazing. I also second Bells, especially Hopslam — this year's version just came out a couple of weeks ago.

@BillBelichick: I actually write a beer blog, so I can be of some assistance here. Are you in New England like your namesake? If you're in MA, grab anything you can by Pretty Things. Very small brewery, but delicious and accessible stuff. Clown Shoes is another MA brewery to check out. They make the best black IPA…

"The Whaler"

The Piss Man's coming!

@WashingtonForeskins: Yeah, well.

As likely the only Yankees/Jets fan in existence, all I have to say: We play today, we lead the league in wins today. Das it.

@Bellwether Johnson: 60 Shilling Mild by the New Jersey Beer Company.

You're one to talk, Mr. .322 career wOBA.

I like Urlacher's dismissive wanking motion.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Obviously you're not a bowler.

For a site whose taste is questioned regularly, the entry lacked the snark and ridicule the site makes its bones with.

@AlbertIngallsThugLife: Don't forget all the "vaccines are evil!" articles!

Biggar, according to Dusenberry, told her that Favre wasn't doing anything legally wrong and that the police couldn't do anything beyond calling the quarterback and telling him to stop bothering her.