Nice accidental use of Kohl's slogan. They're training bras.

A snippet from his retirement speech:

@Steve U: +1 to you, too

@RMJ=H: +1

Vilify him for the announcement all you want, I still think "The LeBrons" will be way better than "The Cleveland Show."

You never want a guy that doesn't want to be in a program.

@taco_mailman: I should have seen that one coming.

@PestiEsti: Hey, settle down kids. This ain't reddit.

Wait a minute, Dan. Your working theory here is that the enraged ex-boyfriend needed your friends to tell him which room his ex lived in?

formerly Hoffa, now Baby

@Gobias-Industries: OMG.

Doo, doo, doo, doodoo

Brady: This play action will fool them for sure!

@Samer Ocho Cinco: That insight...too accurate for Sand People.

Rex, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

@Steve U: +several

Why yes, she did go to Arizona State, how'd you guess?

@scoop.and.slam: Just like when he looks down.

we are fucking in our van in lot g at the chiefs game!

@SavetoFavorites: What does Drew Curtis have to do with any of this?