@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Getting hot from the golden arch, of course, were the people who only ate half of their McDLT.

@Delonte, Interrupted: ...either you mean Seth or I don't get it.

@VTBen: Does WalMart still sell Chinpokomon? I'm still missing Shoe.

@norbizness: Ugh, you're making me feel like I'm back at Swarthmore. Or worse, visiting Bryn Mawr (where, incidentally, the odds are good but the goods are odd).

Look, no one wants to play in New Jersey.

@MaverickIsAirborne: Hey, that's progress for Robbie.

Which one has more white blood cells?

DUAN:

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Awesome.

Most people say Kermit, but when it comes to fictional frogs, I'll always be a Michigan man.

Maybe the problem was you, Iowa.

@Bretts_skid_marks: Extra effort award.

@Broxtons_Buffet: Whoever Topps these comments has great pun skill.

Also, since when do you get an early dismissal when your employer does something right? I work for the City of NY and we didn't get a half day when the streets got plowed for you whiners.

I think you hear us coming...in at 9AM as usual, boss.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Nicely done.

I've pissed next to two celebrities (not at the same time): Paul Simon and Jerry Stiller. Unfortunately, I didn't have the guts to take a peek either time. On the plus side, Stiller's prostate seems to be holding up okay.

What the fuck is wrong with December?

The Manhattan District Attorney works slower than Roger Goodell.

I wish it had been the Z Morning Zoo. But then he'd be wearing a coat of bad skin and broken dreams.