Worst Dive Ever DUAN

You bet your ass Howard Roark laughed at that.

New construction and Brutalism? Are these the 2014 Olympics or the 1964 Olympics, AMIRITE???

Wait? Is that a BEARD? (—my mom, to me, all the time. [couldn't pass on the opportunity to burn myself.]) Isn't it supposed to connect in places?

I hate you. All your recipes are shitty and your sideburns look dumb in your picture.

Similarly, my father had a small part in the Angels 2002 World Series because he had recently wallpapered Garrett Anderson's house.

Democrats are idiots! Indians have their own sovereignty. I don't think the shutdown will affect them at all.

You say he left his bag on the bus, but then don't say anything about how Layla got home???

No, I just hate anybody with the nickname "cowboy."

I wanted my son to have a name that reminded me of baseball and all my baseball memories, so I named him, "IHATEYOUJOEWESTYOUFATFUCK."

This is the perfect campaign because it lets you throw a beer at the players without wasting 12 bucks.

Indicted for perjury??? No way she gets convicted. She'd be hecka skinnier if she was throwing up all the time.

What the hell? I always thought it was spelled "donezo."

Yachting is for rich assholes. From now on, I'm only gonna watch real American sports where the teams aren't owned by egomaniacal billionaire dickheads. [is never able to watch any sports on TV ever again]

Who cares? This story is stupid. Why are both Deadspin and the artist overemphasizing this chick's bust?

Walker, Texan, Anger.

Your mom is painfully unfunny.

What's a face cunt lol????

Is this really that big of a scandal? I mean, how much money can you funnel to a player if you're funneling AT MOST two quarters at a time?

Man, people need to wear a helmet if they're gonna make videos like this. I never did, and I used to do these kinds of tricks all the time as a kid until one day I fell and hit my damn head. I ended up with a pretty bad concussion and had to spend the night in the hospital. It still causes me problems to this day,…