I don't mean that Super Troopers was hyped in the same way that Talladega Nights was hyped. I listened to my friends and everyone else tell me that Super Troopers was the funniest movie ever for a really long time before I finally watched it. And, I thought it was terrible. No one told me Talladega Nights was good…

I hate Super Troopers and Beerfest. I also thought Club Dread sucked. I keep it consistent.

The first 3/4 of most Judd Apatow and Kevin Smith movies are usually pretty good.

I see it on your comments, but on your profile, it's still the old one. Your underscore is gone, too. Big changes today.

Beerfest also sucks. I forgot about that one.

I enjoyed Wedding Crashers, except for all the parts with Owen Wilson.

You people complain too much. You can easily tell by the expressions on the cats' faces. His is drunk, mine is depressed. So simple.

I don't know that I've actually ever seen Animal House. For the exact reason that movies like that tend not to hold up.

It could only be more American if you got the thin crust, because you want to watch your carb intake.

I should have specified that I wasn't including things/movies/people that only middle aged white folks think are funny.

I used to spend my 4th of July filling model airplanes (Soviet ones, of course) with firecrackers and blowing the shit out of them. Nothing like watching a MiG burst into flames.

Super Troopers DUAN

Pictured: Mork Encino marks his territory. By squatting and shitting in his pants.

It's not that dark. Maybe adjust the brightness on your TV?

AJ is gonna be so fucking pissed when he gets a dozen emails about this.

I'm glad someone with a star checked that story two days late to add some nonsense to it. Makes us look good.

Parkour for real DUAN

What if you're at a baseball game, and you go to eat a hot dog, and the bun is all soggy and moist? Gross. You don't want any moistness there.

Somehow this is a universal thing. Everyone hates the word "moist." We should get a petition together, make it illegal or something.

Definitely seen that one, but sans Punch Out effects. I have a feeling those would make anything better.