That's been a pick up line for a long time. It just usually results in a murder charge, so you probably haven't heard it.

That is much more gross. Those walls should not be raked.

Whoa. I'm glad I asked, because I definitely would have missed that.

My girlfriend's aunt breeds dogs. When I found out how it was done, it blew my mind. They do the traditional thing that you normally think of when you think of dogs mating. But then the male turns and faces away from the female while they're locked together for up to a half hour. That is weird and gross. I hope cats…

It could be a common expression. I tend to just sit on my couch and study, never actually interacting with real people.

I just didn't understand what "anything to recommend it" meant. Maybe it's not confusing.

I'm trying to decode that sentence. I can't. But, this has been my favorite bit so far. So stupid, but pretty hilarious.

And now the comment I was talking about has been deleted. Hopefully you saw it and don't just think I'm being a jerk or something.

West coast DUAN party!

Pik-Nik shoestring potatoes. Holy hell those are awesome.

Okay, good. It definitely cracked me up on both levels. I just hate starting a sentence with, "well, I went to law school, so..." and then saying some nonsense. I will never get over feeling like a complete tool when I do that.

Everyone is excited. We'll all start new threads that begin with @Phintastic, because Nibbles won't let us reply to you.

I don't think that ArkansasFred joke is that straightforward at all. On its face it's just funny, but it could be (probably is?) a reference to a pretty famous contract law case, in which there were two ships named Peerless. Which is pretty damn smart and funny and clever too. I can't remember if you're an attorney or…

Exactly. Some people be crazy. I read that comment and just said, "what the hell is this dude talking about?"

Not surprising, since we all know your "look at me" act is getting old (Like IMG).

This is @PolkPanther too, since it won't let me reply below.

Fuuuuuck. Gave me nightmares back then, and will definitely be giving me nightmares tonight.

For about twenty minutes I've been trying to figure out why he's so pissed about his username showing up the wrong way. I assume that's not something AJ has control over, and that he just fucked up when he registered. Either way, the whole thing is crazy. And hilarious.

+1

This marks one of the few times in life where you won't find Guam stuck to the bottom of a table.