So, if LiLo is taking her sobriety "rilly siriously, guyz", then why is she having her male sobriety coach (wtf is that anyway? does anyone know? honestly?) live with her?

So, I'm rewatching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When I was 19, I wanted to bang Spike like a screen door in a hurricane. Now I want Giles like I can't believe.

Your argument would be much better if the statistics in it weren't an outright lie.

Can someone please explain admitting privileges to a non-American? If the wrong person takes you to the hospital at death's door - do they just bar the doors on you or something?

I just found out that my roommate is a murderer. I am currently, on my own volition, in a 90 day rehab in San Francisco that takes in clients (or family as we are suppose to refer to each other) who have recently been released from prison as well as private and insurance pay. Last night my roommate told me that he…

''In fact, if you want to understand more about women, try just being friends with some of them. Seriously. You can learn a lot.'' Best advice I've read in a long time.

I had someone question me incessantly about why I ended things. I gave him a pretty honest answer while still being civil. He persisted and persisted and things escalated to the point where he called me a sociopath for changing my mind so quickly. At that point I said, "There. That's why" and he didn't ask me any more…

A shocking number of guys think their right not to have their feelings hurt, or face the rudeness of "not interested, thanks," trumps women's right to, you know, NOT DATE guys she's not interested in. Which ironically makes them so much less attractive than almost anything else could. Feeling entitled to a…

Anecdote Time! I had a roommate that was dealing with some serious alcohol issues during undergrad. My other roommate and I videotaped her one night on an especially egregious night (this girl literally would hallucinate an identical twin for me who she hated and would talk to both of "us" during a bender and during…

That's a great idea! 5-6 years ago, it took me seeing some photos that I A) didn't recall and B) looked like a total assclown in that made me scale it back to a nice social drink or two. Now I save money, save face, and don't waste the entire next day being hungover.

That got my AA grand-sponsee sober. She thought she was sexy and outrageous and fun when she was drunk and everyone else was just trying to piss on her parade; seeing a video montage absolutely mortified her into getting sober. It's been years, too, and she hasn't relapsed.

Wow! Lolla has officially achieved the gender-equality level of our Congress!

Oh, I am just a weirdo. I like to put in random pop culture references for fun.

So I've developed an elixir that grants the imbiber 1000 years of life, unfortunately I only have enough for one person. Here you go, Ariel. You don't get to be up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun.

Sociopathy is not a rare condition. That is a cultural perception. Most sociopaths don't kill or act out in this way though they do tend to violate laws. Societal construct does indeed direct appropriate behaviors because what is prosecuted is what is considered abnormal to society at large. Therefore, if beating…

What the shit is with all these motherfucking trolls on this motherfucking site today?! And why are all these shitbirds getting out of the grey, but I and other commenters way awesomer and around here longer than me aren't? Didn't Lindy just write an article about how shitty these jagholes are? Where the fuck are they…

Is there a Lindy West Fan Club? Cuz I want to join it too.

Might have got this slightly wrong, but I think Channel 4 News over here in the UK had a story yesterday that went something like this:

Does anyone else just want to throw their hands up for imaginary freeze-frame high-fives after like every Lindy West article? It just makes me so happy to read this. Lindy West is pretty much the only institution I hope is not overthrown during the revolution.

White Zin-vin-diesel? Genius.