There is at least one adolescent inpatient psychiatric unit in Charleston.

I get what you meant, instead of “not on my watch” he should have said “sexual harassment is never acceptable.”

Why did you stop washing your hair?

Or trichotillomania.

Mr. Strawberry Jones and I were instructed not to speak of anything controversial after 9pm. :)

You’ve never been in a relationship with a douche, have you?

100% this. Also, saying good morning and being gentle with each other in the morning, and standing up to give them a hug and kiss when your partner comes home.

Oh, you know how idiotic people are about relationships, though! People think as long as both of you are thin and hot you’ll be happy together forever!

I would agree with you if this kid still had a tongue. But since the reason he doesn’t have a tongue is because a middle aged woman had to bite it off in self defense, I’m going to go with every human needs to know this kid’s face.

What the fuck!? I am so sorry. If the court decided his cognitive delays meant he couldn’t control himself, then they shouldn’t have let him go! I mean, GODDAMN.

Can the lemon cake be a white cake, and the lavender frosting be white frosting? And they still want vanilla?

Do you think it’s okay for parents to put in ear plugs when they just can’t listen to the crying at full volume anymore? Not so they can’t hear the crying anymore, but just so it’s not so damn loud?

I’ll tell you what, girlfriend. I’m glad The Flying Spaghetti Monster dropped a 27 year old out the sky in front of this douche canoe to get him da fuq outcha life so you can find a smart, funny, friendly, faithful man in your new neighborhood who wants to fuck you in every way you want him to and spoil you rotten…

A lot of people think that addiction is devastating because you get addicted and then you lose everything and if only you could get everything back you’d recover. Instead, it’s you get addicted, your performance jumps up a notch because you’ve found that “thing” that completes you, then your performance slowly withers…

It’s astonishing how little some people understand about addiction.

WHAT THE FUCK

This. You can’t win. Because idiots will keep on idioting.

I agree, a lot of it is about tone! Women can tell when whatever is said is a sincere compliment and when it’s an aggressive shitty remark.

If you’re totally ignorant to how guys approach women, are an extreme introvert, and the idea of hitting on someone that’s reading a book is completely foreign to you, then why the hell are you offering advice?

Jalapeeno peppers.