Dude. You’re seriously doubling down on this opinion? You know better than the WHO, The American Academy of Pediatrics, and all the moms who have actually had a baby, unlike yourself? Let me make a suggestion to you, and prepare yourself because it’s going to blow your mind. When it comes to breastfeeding, leave it up…

My feet are your size, and if you ever need to wear those foot condoms, Macy’s men’s department has em, and they’re a better size.

My feet are your size, and if you ever need to wear those foot condoms, Macy’s men’s department has em, and they’re…

Except it hasn’t been “years.” Amber and Wiz separated in September of 2015, and she said she wasn’t happy without him in April of 2015. Six months is not an unreasonable time to mourn a marriage. Tyga and BlacChyna broke up this year. Give these women a break.

I’m so sorry. You’re right, you didn’t do anything to cause your rape. Is there anything I can do?

Okay, I’ll bite. What were your husband’s preferences?

What a beautiful story. Thank you for sharing it. Your son was lucky to have had you for as long as he did.

I love this story. Thank you so much for sharing it. I really hope your aunt eventually got her ass screwed on straight and stopped blaming you. And I hope you’re able to pass the love you had with your uncle on to others in your life.

Holy fucking shit.

You’re making an assumption that both nurses are heterosexual. A gay woman might not even know what’s an enormous cock and what’s a small one, or even if they do, care enough to have a conversation about it, or find it funny. Also, a lot of straight women don’t care about male parts as much as it sounds like you think…

You didn’t ask me, but I’m going to answer anyway. You sound like you think everyone does this, and I can assure you that not everyone does. I have three jobs for several years. In two of the jobs, this has never happened within my earshot. In the third job, one female coworker was speaking about a customer as being…

Let me ask you a question, sweetheart. How many other times, in Gawker Media comments, have you “stated what a novice perception would be” about a situation without implying anything? You’re not invisible. I checked your comment history, and you have never before just helpfully chimed in with what a totally ignorant…

“Both athletes may very well be guilty, but strictly on the surface Kane’s accusation appears far more credulous. “ Where did you get your degree in criminal justice? How many books about sexual assault survivor behavior have you read? In what year did you get your 40 hours of domestic violence training? Survivors of…

Thank you for posting that link about Lindy and her troll. I really enjoyed listening to it! <3

That’s hilarious! Thank you for posting that!

*while being absolutely sure they weren’t going to shoot any innocent bystanders

OH MY DOG.

Yesterday I attended orientation for a conservative Roman Catholic graduate school program, which included a presentation given by a young guy, about how it is the school’s job to make eeveryone feel safe and included and that “all of the stuff you’ve seen in the news about college football players being given a pass…

I HAD LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO CHEAT! GOSH!!!

A million bucks says this guy’s wife’s libido is perfectly fine, but she just couldn’t bring herself to let him use her like a Fleshlight one more goddamn time. She’s probably initiated dozens of conversations about what she likes in bed, how she would prefer to be touched, that she wants more of abc and less of xyz,…

THIS.