Comparing magazine covers to salaries is a false equivalency. You simply can’t say “It wouldn’t be fair in the case of salaries, therefore it’s not fair in the case of magazine covers” because a salary is something everyone receives repeatedly, and it’s something a person’s life depends on. Being featured on a cover…

Could you repost that thing that you said would be a good place to start reading? It wouldn’t open for me.

Thank you for taking the time to write that out. I learned a lot. <3

People who don’t read before responding shouldn’t be calling others “not bright.” You used the words worry, worrying, and worried four times, yet I never said I was worried.

You know that, and I know that, and every woman knows she can have sex with almost any guy she wants, but our culture acts as though men would never fuck a woman who is even one pound overweight.

You’re not concerned about it because you’re not an idiot who thinks drugging someone with it would work, but there are a lot of idiots who will think it’ll work. The fact that it wouldn’t incapacitate a woman doesn’t mean ER drug tests shouldn’t screen for it. If enough women come into the ER after being dosed with…

Drug screens need to be able to detect anything that an idiot might think would make a person want to bang another person, or incapacitate them so they could be overpowered. If you’ve never been dosed, then I don’t expect you to get why this is important, but thanks for your erroneous assessment of my intelligence.…

We’re never going to know exactly what percentage of men drug women, but we don’t need to know. We know that it happens. A lot of the stories I’ve heard involve the woman being drugged. Years ago I went dancing with a friend and at one point she went to the bathroom, and next thing I know I just happen to look towards…

“It’s not a roofie, so even if they did do that (which seems unlikely), it’s not like it would turn a woman into an uncontrollable sex monster. If a lady isn’t fucking a guy because she doesn’t want to for whatever reason, increasing her libido isn’t going to change that.”

I get what you’re saying. And I also think many of the people who are commenting on her looks are being positive about her looks because they’re trying to be supportive.

“I was imagining something even creepier than a co-worker and desk. I’m thinking it’s a woman he’s just seen around and he put a vase on her front stoop. And he just visits it like a grave each day and changes out the flowers.”

I, too, wish I could send you some real flowers because I truly appreciate all of your funny comments on Jezebel. You make me laugh on a regular basis! Thank you, Emma! And since I can’t send you flowers in real life because I really don’t want to creep you the fuck out, here are some virtual flowers.

tips hat, rides off into sunset

“Pardon, but not having waded into 4 Chan, what is a “classic SUP /B” sign?

The big shock is that it’s not enough to be tiny, curvy, pretty, and have long hair, she also had to look weak for them to like her body. That’s fucked up.

No, do not propose three weeks before your girlfriend’s sister’s wedding. Wait to propose until August. Who cares of you have to wait a month longer than you’d planned to propose?

I’m so sorry that your brother hurt you.

+ 1 zillion

TURN UP THE NOCTURNES AND TURN DOWN THE BEDCOVERS, FELLAS!

Oh hell yeah, a man who likes Chopin!!