My DSM-V tells me that 4% of people have antisocial personality disorder and 0%-6.2% have narcissistic personality disorder, both of which involve not having empathy and taking advantage of people for monetary gain. It used to be hard for me to believe that as high as one in ten people have no empathy, but reading…

The Calum Hood situation is totally different from the leaked celebrity pictures. Calum was intentionally sending that video, unsolicited, to girls/women he didn't know, which is sexual harassment. So one girl decided that if he wanted a lot of strangers to see his dick, she'd help him out and published it. She was…

That's exactly what I was thinking.

He's always like that. One crabby ass motherfucker.

They're not sexually attracted to John Oliver solely because of his physical appearance. Lots of people find certain personality traits to be sexually attractive, like being smart, funny, clever, etc. Also, many people find that when they really like someone's personality, they become increasingly attracted to how…

If Fidrych or die trying was making some kind of joke, I missed it.

How would you feel if a high school sports team in the UAE was called "The Abu Dhabi Caucasians?"

Seriously. Number 79 is probably the smartest kid on the field.

Listen to me very carefully. Even the act of thinking "Who thought that's what she looks like under the hood with that baby face of hers?" is inappropriate. Posting such a thought is uncalled for, no matter what site you posted it on. I hope you die a virgin.

Sweet pea, Calum sent that video, unsolicited, to women he didn't know. That kind of horseshit sexual harassment deserves to be published for everyone to see, maybe he'll stop sending dick videos to girls who don't want them. That has absolutely nothing in common with hacking into electronic devices and putting…

So, making comments like this is the only way you can get other humans to pay attention to you, huh?

You are AWESOME!

Better yet, people should just never be nude. That way no one could ever take a picture of them nude.

This made me laugh out loud, literally. Thank you!

I believe this 100%. There are tons of kids who are addicted to alcohol or drugs, and there are tons of grownups that are addicted to alcohol or drugs. Addiction doesn't discriminate. One of my friend was four years old when he used to smoke his big brother's cigarette butts because he wanted to be cool like his…

I have really bad rosacea... what did your derm prescribe for you?

UGH

My 40-something sister and her husband share the same email account so they can both have access to emails from the bank, credit cards, Peapod, etc and also because her husband was addicted to Everquest back in the day and their couples counselor advised them to have the same email so they can rebuild trust that he…

My parents have one Facebook account between them because they're 75 and have no secrets and just don't care enough about Facebook to have two accounts.

You and your wife are the biggest assholes on earth.