Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Unfortunately, I live in Midland, TX. Fortunately I live about 1.5 miles from the Petroleum Museum, which houses Hall’s Chaparral cars.

At least use a picture of their prototype as the lede.

But I believe the difference there is those bikes were seized from bikers involved in stunting and other shit.

That ball was pretty clearly moving and everybody I knew said it was getting overturned.

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

I legitimately thought they might try to say Brady’s arm was moving forward and rule the strip an incomplete pass.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

That’s Rick James, bitch!

Still not as bad as Dodge using MLK to try to sell trucks.

I sea what you did and I love it.

Their are some people who take there grammar way to serious.

You don’t get invited to parties very often, do you?

His column is fucking mindroasting:

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Probably use lead acid battery’s for that high mass feel!

Totally ridiculous.