this reads like the dating profile of a divorced dad...

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Dude, Bud Selig is a hall of famer.

Found the person that hasn’t been to a lawyer party. Let’s just say, in a profession known for alcohol abuse, they kick it up a notch or several in the parties.

Lawyers are actually pretty fun to party with...

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

I don’t blame Euclides. He was just confused by the geometry of NYC grid system.

I’d say playing for the Browns is an appropriate penalty.

It was grounded to the ground.

The wheels on the bus go ____________________

Saw this at the mall a few weeks ago. I’m guessing he got fed up too.

Well... so far it’s;

I think we can all safely assume that.

How long before we find out the driver wasn’t paying attention?

Check is in the mail Alex. Thanks again.

Don’t worry. Now that MSU’s aware of this, they’ll form a sub-committee to investigate it, refer their findings to the standing committee, who will then remove any names of friends and family for whom they got cushy jobs, and will then refer it to the office the the President, Lou Anna Simon, who then will refuse to…

This is the internet. That’s at least 64 internet-years old by now.

My how Derrick Rose has fallen. He only got one more vote than me.

I am no fan of the NYPD or their evil union. But the cops are in the right on this one. That officer was correct to try to stop that AMG. Turn yourself in, perp. You will not want these cops to find you on the streets. You treated my city and my police very badly.