Don’t make it a Mustang. It would be horrible if C&C spectators had absolutely no warning as to what was coming up on them sideways.

There’s potentially one major difference though. The 5.9 Cummins is great, but it weighs approximately a million billion pounds. It’s actually a pretty bad choice for a Wrangler swap as the combination of weight and length spoil the balance; making the rig want to park itself on its nose with hilariously little…

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

“dialed things back”

For years Johan has waited for his extensive knowledge of the history and culture of Moravia to be of some practical use. Today was that day.

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

Me too.

Serious question: How much for Air BnB at your place plus rental of your car to perform similar antics? - Texan who sees maybe 1" of snow every 10 years

White Power Forward

“If you can’t beat us on the court . . . “

They can throw the word “Heritage” somewhere in their statement.

The classic Jack MeHoff.

I am ashamed to admit that it took me more than a few minutes to get “knee grow.” Why come up with a great team name like “Wet Dream Team” and not use sexual innuendo names? So easy... DP3, Matt Boner, just to name a couple of quick ones.  

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

suckerdumped there weren’t we

The other half were giant stuffed ducks.

Half of ‘em were bitches.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.