He was trying to keep the weight down

Nope, just 1%.

What? Are you a 5’9” dude with a 57” vertical throwing down Tom Chambers from the foul line on Mark Jackson dunks at Chelsea Piers every night? Get outta here....

Go figure, because Marlins baseball is pretty much the definition of bait and switch.

Knock knock.

How did this guy go from 2x Cy Young winner to falling off the face of the earth?

I think shooting foul shots are a part of the game and we shouldn’t make those five better players than they are.

Right?! I cringed more than once watching that. It’s hard to see people doing that to basically the same car that sits in your driveway.

This video was painful. When they landed, you could see the dents. It’s an ok idea, but... Abarths were harmed in the making of this film.

Auto-playing videos WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? FUCK!

I agree that many of the Audi models are difficult to distinguish from one another, but I see the exact same thing with BMW. I can barely tell a 3 series from a 5 series. Actually now that they have the 4 series and whatever else, I’m fairly lost on what is what. There was a time when there were distinct tiers and now…

crossovers suck, if i wanted an suv i would buy one, not a car with an suv ride hieght but no offroad ability or good precise handling like sports coupes, sedans, hatchbacks and wagons have.

If the emphasized statement was part of the paragraph you were supposed to be quoting that would be one thing, but there is no logical reason to include the heading to the next section at the end if you are not going to include any of that section. The only logical reason to present it the way you did is to be…

He’ll probably trade the 2016 first round suspension for a third and fourth round suspension in the 2017 draft.

Deflated balls. Testicular fortitude. A network of dicks. Sensing a theme.

Being a Jags fan must be a lot like being a Browns fan only with a lot less people to talk about it with.

Fowler, of all people, should have recognized the “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here” sign hanging above the Jaguars Practice Facility.

It could be worse.

All of London sighs plaintively.

Your sentence make doesn't sense words.