He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

So combined, the two most notable drug kingpins on TV outdrew football on Sunday night.

That thing is straight out of the 70s. Which is where his QB rating is no doubt headed.

Is Luigi awakening as a vampire? He has no reflection...

The saddest part about this whole thing is that Portis has filed the suit 17 times before.

How is this insensitive or in any way racist? He is just commenting on whether or not dredlocks are still "in" as a hair style in 2013, nothing at all racist in such a statement. Surprised Deadspin would even publish this letter over such a non-subject. Deadspin seems to love covering non-stories about ESPN or…

I'd really enjoy a 12 remaster or if not just put it on the PSN.

He's not wrong. In fact, the only thing lower than Clemens' QB rating is Kosar's credit score.

To be fair to Georgetown, J.J.'s abortion contract goes against their Catholic ethos.

First time all year a Marlin has been accused of hitting...

Things Jimmy Butler does support: color coordinating.

We already have one, it's also darker. It's called Majora's Mask. You don't need to have realism and death everywhere to be dark.

Man, Wade pulled the ultimate Buick to Bentley upgrade, right?

Lame on both accounts. Dodging, countering, and catching items adds depth to play.

That's Bedard than I could manage.

Oh, thanks. I should've known no one could be that clueless to something flying over his head.

Sploosh

He runs a competitor. Pretty obvious why they would cut him up at every opportunity.

Prince Hippo has a long way to go before he's anywhere close to the fighter his father was.