Cho’s behavior here is inscrutible.

Porkins

My immigrant mother’s best friend for over 40 years, who died just yesterday, often railed against immigrants and their weird foreign lifestyles, would then realize who she was talking to and say, “I don’t mean you of course...”

So in the Overwatch universe you just aim for the tits, right?

Sigh...Shiva Ayyadurai claims he invented email because he called his patented system “EMAIL”. Similarly, Fran Drescher might claim she invented the nanny who raised Mitt Romney because she created “The Nanny”.

I think i’ll survive until the inevitible flop movie starring Keanu and Will.

I wrote “nanny” in lower caps deliberately. How does one recognize sarcasm anyway?

“Pickininnies”? Um, dude...

Fran Drescher, inventer of the nanny?

Uhuh. Paragraph breaks, my friend.

Bananas up the tailpipe can lead to serious problems.

“No, this is America and we paid for you” is what Thomas Jefferson probably said to a crying 14 year-old Sally Hemings the first time.

Ugh, she has that Nicole Kidmanesque plastic surgery + botox facial rictus going on.

Is it ethical to not tell those guys what they’re going to be reading before they’re supposed to read it?

No tweets mocking the Turkish prime minister were found on his phone, so no charges were laid.

I see. So you’re one of those elusive eugenics enthusiasts the forced-birthers are always whining about.

One spanking in that supercut was in self-defense. Can you pick it?

Come and gone.

Masturbators of Sex

I guess it’ll have to do until gamers manage to save enough money to pay a real woman smile at them while showing off her ass.