Sigh...Shiva Ayyadurai claims he invented email because he called his patented system “EMAIL”. Similarly, Fran Drescher might claim she invented the nanny who raised Mitt Romney because she created “The Nanny”.

I think i’ll survive until the inevitible flop movie starring Keanu and Will.

I wrote “nanny” in lower caps deliberately. How does one recognize sarcasm anyway?

You’re so cute when you play dumb. Please tell us you’re just playing...

“Pickininnies”? Um, dude...

Fran Drescher, inventer of the nanny?

Uhuh. Paragraph breaks, my friend.

There’s no way Peter Parker would refer to “The Empire Strikes Back” as “that old movie”. Fail.

Bullshit. The U.S. public is more right-wing than most of the world, but more left-wing than people like you believe.

If you get your news from your facebook feed you deserve what you get.

The Centrists joined with a far-flung Imperial remnant. Who knows what this remnant had been developing before the Centrists joined them? Perhaps another superweapon...

Three cheers for the greater vestibular glands...keeping things moist since at least 200000 B.C.E.

Bananas up the tailpipe can lead to serious problems.

“No, this is America and we paid for you” is what Thomas Jefferson probably said to a crying 14 year-old Sally Hemings the first time.

Will there be a Lego Fisher Stevens in brownface?

“#racistgreedybadlivesmatter”

Ugh, she has that Nicole Kidmanesque plastic surgery + botox facial rictus going on.

The same people who thought sewing Deadpool’s lips together was a good thing?

Ugh...those two racists again.

Is it ethical to not tell those guys what they’re going to be reading before they’re supposed to read it?