I don’t know why James Packer’s still married. I’m pretty sure divorce is no-fault in every state in Australia.

I suppose Obama was also responsible for Track vandalizing 44 school buses and stealing vodka from a liquor store when he was 16.

https://youtu.be/_4v4qpNHwJU

Sorry, the last time I took advice from some random stranger on the internet, It was from Nigerian royalty. Are you royalty?

Wait, what? You think the Vietnamese were threatening American freedom somehow?

Marching bands, cheerleaders and the greek system...America is just a stupid teen movie, right? Those things can’t be for real.

I hear those telecommuting production line jobs at Tyson Chicken can really gum up the keyboard.

Maybe it’s time we stop pretending that cheerleaders are supposed to be anything more than animated realolls? Maybe we should stop with the ridiculous demand that these women be regarded as pro athletes, and maybe we should just admit cheerleading is another form of exotic dancing, and pay them what exotic dancers are…

Misty’s is awful, from the overpriced grease to the faux American diner decor. Who’d go there when the Thornbury food truck park is 15 minutes south?

Yes, which is why I bought near Tyler Street 4 years ago and am using the shopfront as a living room until a cafe becomes viable. I’ve thought about selling coffees through my front window as I play Tomb Raider.

Money only has one color. Ask Bill Cosby.

Try any stop along the #86 tram line up to the old terminus at Tyler Street where Reservoir begins.

Somewhere in the galaxy the Mars Climate Observer silently weeps tears by the milliliter .

I blame Mark Salling’s prediliction for little girls on Glee’s gay agenda..

Nope. I love the Hyperion books but, as with Orson Scott Card and Charles Manson, I judge people by their most recent work.

Dan Simmons, the whackjob wingnut author of “Flashback”? Gee, I wonder if he’d have any vaguely political reasons to smear Martin...

George doesn’t owe his readers shit.

Don’t ever think for a second that you have any say over where I go, little man.

Is the fact that the driver was female at all relevant to your story?

Lacey Noonan, author of A CRUZMAS CAROL: Ted Cruz Takes a Dickens of a Constitutional (and also recently A Gronking to Remember),