He’ll be running for the GOP by about ... tomorrow, claiming that he was victimized by the left and cancelled and now he’s found his true calling.

Agreed, but I mean, if bro-fus was revenge porning as a 14 year old and beating his girlfriend as an 18/19 year old, he was already there even without this happening. Fuck him. 

Here’s what’s wild to me: dude could have taken is light L, spent a year or two “reforming” and “rebuilding” and showing he’s grown, then had a probably legit political career. After all, society is super generous and gracious about giving cis-white dudes a million chances, even after they’ve barely done anything to…

Do you think they would go for it if Trump told them that having a huge, no holds barred, bisexual orgy would really 'own the libs'?

A real apology has three parts: taking responsibility for the wrongdoing, acknowledging the hurt it caused the person you wronged, and sincerely apologizing for both. Bonus fourth part: vowing to do better in the future.

I saw Emo Phillips perform one time and Goldthwait came out and did a surprise set (he joked that Gilbert was backstage waiting to come out too).

What’s Emo Phillips doing with the rest of this crowd? He’s better than that — his stuff is actually funny like the famous bridge jumper joke:

From the polling I’ve seen, abolishing/defunding the police only has about 15% support among the public (https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/07/22/abolish-police-gallup-poll/). That sounds like an abysmal numbers that no prominent would want to touch with a ten foot pole. On the other hand, making all abortion…

I really loved this.....lmao

That level of complacency—both from the candidate and the party operatives—is depressing. This whole debacle is, among other things, a case study in why robust primaries are necessary, and not “tearing the party apart” or “giving fodder to the other party in the general election”. If the incumbent had done his…

Hopefully some people understand that you don't mean "he is currently redeemed," versus "he is still very much a child who can grow," but based on the responses so far, I have my doubts.

His shitty behavior did not end five years ago, is the problem.

Let me guess: all of the thongs he wants to.give more power to are whi- too easy!

I don’t think so, Tim.

Maybe someone should tell Tim about this thing called Youtube which has a metric shit ton of tutorials on how to fix just about everything. Or how people have been fighting for years to get “Right to repair” laws put on the books all over the world. Or that “Throw it away, its broken” is really an attitude pioneered…

We should give people the opportunity to grow and change, and demonstrate that they have learned from and moved past the mistakes that they made when they were a child. This opportunity should be afforded them when these mistakes, and their childhood, are far enough in their past that we can reasonably expect them to…

He got a boost because Greenwald has been shilling for him.

Clearly, we need to clarify what the word “mistake” means.

Ellen deserves all the bouquets for being a pioneer, for opening doors for gays, for her hard work, talent and perseverance in making it in Hollywood.

All these blow hards saying “oh, she’s not descended from slaves! Her father was from Jamaica!” How do they think Black people got to Jamaica?