I would love to hear an American doing a British accent from native ears. When I hear someone doing an American accent, it’s so jarring sometimes and I wonder what region their coach was from. I assume it’s the same pain when we go the other way (and even better when the actor slips into Irish/Australian/South African…

Renée Zellweger comes to mind.

Whoever invented morning sex forgot about morning breath!

I think about Andy Samberg as Rick Santorum quoting that on SNL a lot.

“Half--HALF!--of all marriages!”

Jesus, didn’t he play a pedophile in the first season of Workaholics as well? 

Right?! Somehow in two minutes she goes from “people are always offering to pay for my meals” to “I don’t hear thank you enough.”

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?

This is similar to when Paul Ryan got pushed out as the drummer for Rage Against the Machine.

Remember when a black man’s neck was kneeled on for 9 minutes in a country where their lives aren’t valued?

Remember how any rational human would be humble, somber, and willing to listen on issues affecting people who don’t look like them or have the same life experience, rather than complaining about being confronted…

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

Yeah, this is where I remind people that, as someone on the high-functioning end of the autism spectrum and depression, we need to stop putting racism in the “mentally-ill” bag. Nobody’s objecting to mental illness here. They’re objecting to Ms. Cooper’s racism. And while there can be overlap between racist beliefs…

I look forward to the blessed day that beautiful Earth can be shown the Supreme Mathematics.

GDI NOT HER! We can ship off literally hundreds of useless white celebs AND reality “stars”. Bryce Dallas Howard is one of the few that don’t annoy me.

They also have what seems to be a disproportionate amount of idiot New Agers

THIS, what is up with this? Reading through a lot of Twitter comments, I see what seems like a pattern of support for JKR from British white women, and a problematic subset of British lesbians. Does anyone have any insight?

I was gonna post a pic in IGface to show support for influencers but it looks I wouldn’t get enough likes so nevermind. I’ll just take a pic of a sandwich.

Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling.

this has been a super triggering week for me, encountering “but what about rape?” as a counter to defunding, over and over and over again. My rapist is a police officer in my city, and I have barely talked about it before this week, but now I’ve been sharing it every fucking time this bullshit take comes up.

I already have HBO, so it didn’t bother me too much.  But I was a little perplexed when my brand new streaming service launched with a section for movies that are leaving the brand new streaming service in a month.  Many of those were selling points for the brand new streaming service.

Be careful what you ask for, last time they sent us Yahoo Serious.