Pilot: "Just wait til the VTEC kicks in!"

Good luck, the corn lobby is way more powerful than the government.

Neutral: Forget price fixing, how about we Eliminate the chicken tax, ban corn ethanol in gas, and declare cash for clunkers a big mistake and subsidize people for buying older, more fiscally responsible cars.

RONG! The faster you go the less time you have to spend in your car thereby avoiding most other accidents.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PANTS?!

Any green, really. I've started seeing a few more cars using a nice color green but they are the unfortunate models below:

Pink and black two-tone.

If you want a green 911 today it has to be special ordered :/

Flat-plane V8, that's what it sounds like to me. Just like the rumors say

How long after you left home base was the " Oh shit I forgot..."?

who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon?

They didn't find it, but they did find the new NSX.

I'd be using that as an urinal in a heartbeat and fully take advantage of having the basin automatically drain when I fold it. Wash my hands afterwards.

I, for one, am going to travel in low-earth orbit, buy all the old satellites for cheap, and open the first spacecraft pick-a-part.

In today's edition of "two wrongs don't make a right" a man in Queens, NY vandalized two cars Tuesday night because he allegedly didn't like their parking skills. I don't like bad parking as much as the next guy but this is a little bit ridiculous.

Better that than this:

But don't you dare driving something as awful as this though!! That's illegal and forbidden!

Smartass, definitely, but clearly you missed my point. If a hellaflush car is at risk of violently blowing out a tire at the advent of a pothole (which they are—stretched tires often need to run pressures significantly higher than the suggested maximum pressure), that puts everyone in and around that car in danger.

Alcohol is illegal on the road. Maybe you haven't heard, I know it's a pretty new rule, but drinking and driving is illegal.

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