Zing!

I'm sorry, she's got it all...but, I just can't get over that horse face. PASS!

Aww yisss! A Mini 1 ton diesel 4x4 pick-up of my dreams is finally within reach!

that's dope, yo.

WHAT THE GIF?!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Crack pipe!

Shock towers are so overrated, always.

Ah yes, but will it gravy?

We're damn proud to be the most humble! And we'll gladly take the bullet for the helpless ladies!

This, this is acceptable. I am pleased.

the Jalopnik community is, and always has been, the Kinja canary for the rest of the Gawker mediadom and that's because we're the bestest there is. We are the elite of the elite.

Well...I guess that settles that.

WHY, CHRIS, WHY DID YOU DO IT?

Can't wait until this game crosses over to PC.

Drives a .

...the

I don't see how wearing one of these would be of much benefit...

Total reading comprehension fail.