You're a poet

Forgot this one...

Is that you, Homer?

Reverse: If OPEC hadn't forced the US to use more fuel-efficient cars, the US Arctic would look like the Ruhr by now.

He couldn't put on the matching wheels before taking the sales photos? Why does he have the mismatched ones on there anyway?

Swimming fish pictures

You appear to be telling people to try expensive consumer goods before buying them, or maybe wait for trustworthy reviews?

And next week the same family will be looking pretty much the same at the Lichtenstein Festival of Dressage.

Ben is trying to say that his detailed research confirms, despite the brown hair in the picture, that they are indeed blonde.

Depends on what s/he was left with to park in, after everybody else had left no option.

Inspiration

I guess that my real question was "Does it come with a time machine?"

Will it have the engine cover propped open like the real ones?

5 years ago, 5 years into the future looked like this. What happened?

What are the chances of a MINI pick-up? Less than a Mini, I imagine.

Oh, wheelie?

"...the essential truth is that pretty much any vehicle making roughly these torque numbers (around 400 lb-ft) could do this..."

People looking at you in their mirror will think that you drive an Onan.

Is he always doing a wheelie? Or, can he never do a wheelie?

You could fit this Clio into your Galaxy as well.