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Jacked up her face? I didn't know if this would be about very specialised garage equipment, or meant that the dentist had done something really unspeakably gross.

That was awful. I'm wondering whether to report you.

She's welcome here

I was just using the image in an imaginary universe of mine.

I think that one issue is that its looks are even more wheel-dependent than most. The originals were frankly a bit ropey looking.

If you don't mind me asking, why did you buy them in the first place?

You forgot 'Piano'.

That's some gangland retribution you have there.

Tell me that you're the chap on the bonnet. And not the one propping up the tree. Or indeed taking the photo.

I think your comment needs to be higher the kinja thing!

The vast inheritance due imminently makes her fantastically attractive.

Isn't there a car company you should be starting?

Didn't see this on a quick scan of the ones below, so apologies if already posted.

Local differences. IIRC, aluminum was an old trade name that carried over into common usage in the US.

I don't have to post this now. Good one, although the look of the Dart divided opinion.

What does this punning triumph herald?

Porsche?

So that was like a 2 minute delay for the people behind? While the old curmudgeon in me wants to rail against the wanton asshattery, the relaxed person who lives alongside is thinking that 2 minutes, in the scheme of things, really isn't worth getting exercised about.

This is good from autoshite.com. "Check out the ever decreasing window sizes", he says. Indeed.