What's happened to the commenting this time? I'd just got used to the clicky-picture thing, and now there's stuff in 2 columns. And I haven't the foggiest how it's supposed to work.

But if you do park somewhere stupid, illegal or dangerous, just put your hazard lights on.

Tru dat, as they say. My '92 Mini City was basically allergic to rain. Which is a bit unfortunate in England.

Fit as a butcher's dog, as they say.

Lager bird? What size is that? The one-can or the ...

Birmingham band The Move, playing Brontosaurus

I'm not American, but isn't that what the meth dealer/murderer/chemistry teacher in Breaking Bad drives? Seems an ideal vehicle for a relaunch.

How much money do hipsters have? And how much will they continue spend with your company? When I was a kid, marketing costs were considered against the lifetime value of the customer. What's the LTV of a customer who will almost certainly only buy from you once (assuming they even do the first time)?

Isn't it because the people in marketing departments are trying to impress their cooler classmates, who unfortunately just aren't interested?

I understand exactly what you mean. But in Hollywood and professional sports, it has a pejorative meaning of mercenary, somebody who just does a competent enough job until the next paying gig.

Not 'Super Lew', then?

Said video doesn't show the thing actually moving, so there's probably little point.

Call me old-fashioned, but I preferred them like this.

Lincoln Hoshino? Is that the export model?

Between 1 and 10 per adult child?

Don't American doctors earn more than Croesus? In which case he can take a loan for any car he wants, he knows he'll be able to pay it off.

I concur. Plus, given the tiny number of substantial car firms out there, millions of permutations are theoretically possible.

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Skoda Octavia Scout - Audi Allroad for half the price. My mate and his wife and 3 year old live in a fairly wild (as in wilderness) part of the country, and swear by it.