I keep reading those fucking Kvothe book despite that even 14-year-old me didn’t write wish-fulfillment fantasies so transparent. yes, of course this virgin is so good at the sex he gets kidnapped by sex fairies.

#notallparties

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

The higher the difficulty level the more brutal the computer characters are towards the players. In 150 CC (haven’t played 200 yet) if you’re anywhere between 1st and 3rd the computer will literally save items to hit YOU, without regard to their own victory.

To be fair, if you had dedicated your life to fighting crime in a city where crazy almost literally seems to be in the water, you’d probably look tired a lot too.

“Don’t give me spoilers because I have a deep and complex internal life!”

So about 15 years ago?

I hate being “that guy” who says things were so much better back in the day...

Yup. Spoilers ensue

The weird thing is that when you fire your burnt out experienced designer and replace it with a cheaper, inexperienced kid just out of college... You get what you pay for. There’s only so much quality work you can get off a human being per unit of time, especially in creative fields. Experience helps increase that…

No dates, just a quickie in the broom closet, the immediate dissolution of the friendship, and months if not years of awkward silence at the justice league until it’s retconned when we find out that the Wonder Woman was really a robot all this time.

Please no, I wish they’d stop doing Superman/Wonder Woman flings/teases/alternate universe romances. It is always lazy and just done because ‘he strong man, she strong woman, what if date??’ and doesn’t really do service to either of their characters. But especially Wonder Woman’s character tends to get the worst of…

So...she doxxed his ass?

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In regards to the quote stating free to play apps not suitable for kids, I would have to agree on this one. One thing that really pissed me off, I was playing a kids app with my little girl and every time we hit the menu button to go back to another section of the game an ad will pop up taking up the whole screen…

I loved it; terrific writing, great combat model, and just so darn *interesting* to play.

The most interesting thing about the Invisible Storm is that it «needs» Evil. Even if nobody is out there being different, they will chose a random victim. Because the Enemy is what makes the group tight.

The show basically gives us the two standard stereotypes of a homosexual in Japan, and the harmful side-effects that both have. The impossibly pure, chaste “lilies” who are pushed into asexuality and the predatory “bears” who are just out to sate their lust with no regard to the wellbeing of others. The show does a…

So, a game designed around motion controls turn out to be more fun when played the way it was intended.

Apparently the Wii U version is an upscale port of the 3DS version, which was a port of the Wii version. That's how it ended up losing the motion controls. It's insanity.