I kept her in my main fighting team primarily because she's the only female character I can marry Virion to without feeling guilty about it. (For comparison, I was thinking of marrying Virion to Sully—THAT would have been a match made in Hell.)

Wait, Frederick's actually useful? He starts out so overpowered that I assumed he must be one of those characters like Jeigan who have horrible stat growths and are useless in the endgame, so I left him at level 1.

Come on, Amnesia wasn't that hard.

I can't stand hot sauce. I have never enjoyed a roller coaster. BDSM holds no interest for me. And, though it took me a while to realize it, I can't fit games like Dark Souls into my personal conception of what games should be. In all things, I avoid the concept of pain for pleasure.

Did anyone ever argue over whether Cosmic Osmo or The Manhole were games? All you did was walk around and interact with things.

I can't say I'm particularly pro-torture in real life, but I can't say I'm particularly pro-walking into other people's houses and looting their cabinets for healing potions, either. At this point, I've gotten used to the idea that I will never fully identify with a video game protagonist—and all's the better, if devs…

Does the victim in the field actually talk when he knows he only has to hold out for two minutes?

I'm not sure it's the outright goriest, but Hotline Miami is the nastiest I've been exposed to. I tried watching the trailers, and around the time I saw the kill animation for the drill, I knew I was NEVER going to play that game.

Do you mean why am I on Kotaku, or why am I reading about a PS3 game? I'm reading about it because it looks interesting, and I'd enjoy looking up a Let's Play of it when it's out. I'm on Kotaku because I own a laptop, with which I can play PC games—for instance, this site is the reason I bought The Cave.

Supposedly, you can read any word if the first letter is in the right place, the last letter is in the right place, and none of the letters are missing, no matter how the other letters are arranged.

So, how many of us are watching a Let's Play on Youtube rather than buying a PS3 for this? (I don't even own a television, let alone a console.)

The knight kind of stands out in this crowd, doesn't he? SPOILER WARNING if you haven't beaten all the stories yet . . .

Speaking as someone who once tried playing Perfect World's namesake MMO, I'm going to stay far, FAR away from this . . .

Please don't use the Daily Mail as a source. For anything. Ever.

I guess I should make another attempt at fixing my video game—ever since I restored it from backups after my last computer crash, it gives an error message when I try to run it, and I still can't figure out what the problem is. (I actually had it complete at about 2-3 hours long, but I wanted to tweak the difficulty…

I'm not a regular Tales player, but you're the first person I've encountered who doesn't describe the series as unpredictable. Has it aged that badly?

Relevant quote from the article:

I never played Gothic, so I compared it to Morrowind, which it was better than on every level.

Am I the only person whose first thought when Deep Silver is mentioned is "Great, it's the people who made Risen!" and not "Ugh, it's the people who made Dead Island!"

Let me float a series of statements: