I like you on Drive, you can lick my sweaty balls over Detroit though. Fuck off back to England, you and your sweaty "jumper", and I'm from L.A.

Last night I wish somebody stabbed me. My mother in law said: "I consider myself a progressive but why can't lesbians dress better? They aren't doing themselves any favors by trying to look like men. They should look more feminine and who knows, maybe they will catch the eye of a man and become straight. Isn't…