As a government employee, with an acceptable amount of facial hair, I feel I am not far from being Ron Swanson on the outside.

36, married, w/ kids, live 2300 miles from any other major cities.

I’m right handed, but I can’t close/wink my left eye to aim a firearm. Like, I close the right eye no problem, but I’m not left handed. My dad bought us a .22 rifle when I was ~15 to “teach us about guns”, and I discovered that I have to shoot left handed.

To have an opinion like that, to say something like that about the President of the United States...

I have the same! When they stop connecting to my phone, I’ll wise up and just buy a wifi hotspot and put my phone on permanent wifi mode.

Same. Two lines, 16 gb, usually get some rollover, govt employee discount, insurance on fully paid for iPhone 7P, and I’m at $155 a month.  I look at these plans and wonder why they think I want to pay them ~$50 more for literally what I have.

The best thing you can say is that you’re unwilling to accept a person can change after a given expiration date?

Yeah, there was an opening for her with Assad (something like “I wanted to call him a war criminal to his face”) that could have spun it well, but her tepidness of response was... just ugh. I very much want her to succeed but that whole thing... just sucks.  I hope when/if she bows out, she does so in a way that isn’t…

I understand that you’re upset with past comments by Gabbard, but does the fact that she’s renounced them, publicly, repeatedly, and on television mean nothing? Can avowed homophobes never be allowed to see the error of their previous opinions? She was raised in a household where certain opinions were held, she later…

Unfortunately, I only know every song by The Cars, Foreigner, and Springsteen by heart.  I was not privy to the Cats soundtrack in my childhood.

What is the correct pronunciation of the Jellicles?

Why many word when few manage?  Nuance, who needs?

It might be worth adding an addendum or asterisk to the electric scooter, noting that they aren’t street legal everywhere.  For example in Honolulu they are considered mopeds, but don’t meet the registration requirements, and therefore cannot be ridden on streets, bikelanes, or sidewalks.  Only on private property.  

It might be worth adding an addendum or asterisk to the electric scooter, noting that they aren’t street legal…

I tried this... at least I think it was this, I’m not sure, it was at Target, priced at the “its new, so we want you to buy it, but if we carry it regularly the price is gonna jump a bit” -level.

Just... just add vodka to your water and it will be better. Have a sparkling water back to your whiskey. Just don’t. All of…

He has an alt that makes “reasonable” comments and he uses to star himself when he feels particularly pithy.

While I agree with the intent and substance and rationale of every comment that “does. not. give. a. fuck.”, let me offer a polite alternative point of view.

This person has not been held accountable in any real capacity for his actions. He deserves to have a full reading of his crimes be done publicly, he deserves to…

Right Wing News “Journalists”

Yeah, you’ve got a big ole anecdotal evidence and that-one-kind-of-fallacy-I-cant-remember messing with your compelling argument there.

What industry are you in, what area do you live in, is there a straight line in wage growth, do you own the means of production, whats your annual cost chart look like, what exactly is…

*Any thing other than melanin-deficient European.

Counter-point: The McD’s Double Hambuger (yes, no cheese) is $1.89 where I live, and an extra patty at the McD of choice in my area is $0.60, yielding a $2.49 triple cheeseburger (extra pickles too, but theyre free). The McD Hamburger is a thin patty without excessive grease, and lacking the cheese means the wrapper…