Future generations will... not hear a goddamn thing about your generosity. That’s for me... and my friend to know about. Only me us.

Not anymore!

I realize that this might be the wrong post to request to come out of anonymity, but any chance I can get un-greyed?

I can offer bon mots of varying quality, insightful observations from a lifetime free of oppression, and thoughtful discourse of technology that I would have a hard time understanding given three…

My friend uses a specific browser, say Brave, to conduct personal research, and the rest of their online activity occurs on Chrome or IE (when work demands it... because... well, they do and it sucks).

Would this limit the tracking or would simply using the same device/network access point mean that true anonymity…

I read that as just part of her efforts to get him into bed to hurt their respective spouses. Offering a tit-for-tat revenge bang is probably not going to fly with reserved/nerdy wounded husband, but the potential for ongoing hot sexy times with also wounded but hot and eager woman could be more acceptable to Ed. His…

You don’t think there are actually meaningful discounts on Black Friday do you?

Less accurately, “Kinja, please?”

There is an objective “best” taco solution, and I’m surprised I’ve never seen it on the Takeout.

That sounds like an.... exciting way to close out a date. :)

Waltz and Venmo

I do exactly the same thing but opposite. I prime them with “5 minute” warning, and then I take whatever time I need, say 10 minutes, to prep for whatever/wherever and just periodically give them updates, “4 minutes left” as I get my shit together, and then “2 minutes left” as I’ve gotten myself gathered, and then one…

Pretty close, but neither of us have an obscene amount of money sitting just off-screen enabling us to make these events happen because we want them to. The optics of it all have been really good though.

True, it does read a little ridiculous. That being said, it glosses over all of the actual trials and tribulations that our relationship went through, and boils it down to just external good stuff.

So, not to be mean, but thats one year and one day after I was born.  Congrats on the kiss tho!

Its beyond cliche, but the first time I saw my wife in a bikini, prior to our relationship, I saw her and then had to take a minute to recompose myself, internal fireworks aplenty.

And then early on in our dating, she took me to her hometown for some event and they did fireworks and a few of them exploded super early,…

Deep cuts cut best. +1

As a fellow public-facing-government-lackey, I must say I categorize and am prejudicial to people’s email.

Any AOL account? They’re 900 years old and have issues with the millennial types (I’m 36, and I’m a millennial).
Initials/name and a year? I made this account because I had to, and I don’t know how to make a new…

So many of these types of articles are too long and get lost in the technical weeds. I remember as a child being entranced by people who spoke in such a way that the entire audience got caught up in the emotions and I always wanted to engage like they did. I’ve practiced and refined my technique to something that…

When the fire burns me, fire was a mistake.

Fair enough. Anecdotal evidence is the best evidence.