True story: during the OJ trial, I would come home from school to my father stretched out in the Lay-z-boy, in his underwear, eating cereal, watching the trial, not having moved from where he was in the morning when I left him stretched out in the Lay-z-boy, in his underwear, eating cereal, watching the trial.

First I…

So, I’m confused by the comments section...

Can I install RetroArch? Do I need to? (see comments saying “it plays them”) Am I sideloading RetroArch?

Cause I can game everything from the 8 and 16 bit universe for less than 8gb, and I would prefer that to one 10gb game that takes up all the space

I’m sure that there are many reasons why this would help someone, but I can’t ignore the obvious problem with the blanket “say Yes; be happy” self-improvement guide, which is: What about when two events conflict?

Sure, I’d love to go out for drinks with the dudes after work for some socializing, but I’d also like to…

“Totes never use FB, clearly for the savages”

You have trouble believing the rise is even mostly due to changes in diet?

Awww...

Awww...

Amazon refused my attempts. Is it only for the neon green model?

Amazon refused my attempts. Is it only for the neon green model?

I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you are, but I love you.

And maybe I need some sleep as my cat has similar stress.

My story isn’t so much about my mom, as it is about what she means to me.

I have an uncle and aunt who are in a fringe-christian group with very strict rules on who’s going to the party upstairs and who’s destined to be on the barbecue. Through a long, and unrelated story, my mother and brother had ended up living with…

I picked up the E back when it first came out, but not as my primary phone.

I /sarcasmed too hard.

I know right?! Its like, the Sun is available for the perfect amount of time everywhere, at all times, so that all plants get the right amount of sunlight, always, why do you need lights to grow plants!

But it doesn’t mention that the rental occurs through an app, and Apple has been clear the built in breathalyzer it won’t be until iPhone 9D

Kid in back, Nobody.

I really want to debate this point with you, because you’re really, really wrong, BUT... I can’t get past “were nonbelievers killed.”

Simple google... <bzzzzz...bzzzz> Ah! Here we are: Temuera Derek Morrison

The greater good.

https://xkcd.com/413/

Is there a way to snarkily reply to your obviously biased and dumb comment that won't be a total waste of every moment it takes me to punch another key?

This is dangerous territory. Last time this happened we got X-Men: The One That Sucked and Superman: Stalker.