I'm at a loss because I got all excited to say its not Bachelorette this season, its Bachelor, and then I remembered that I'm a 31 yr old man who still plays with his Xbox (yes the old-old one), argues about municipal-level funding, and doesn't shower on the regular... why do I know this?

Remember, he was flying solo.

I had one of those!!

Took six AAA batteries and drained in about 30 minutes!

My 2DS (NOT 3DS or New 3DS or 3DS XL or New 3DS XXL) has Netflix.

I think a person can be 'facebook friends' with ex's. Meaning I can tell facebook that I "want to see fewer posts like this" when they start popping up in my feed, but since we're "friends" we can both relax and assume that we weren't soooooooo terrible to each other and can now fully acknowledge each other's…

I really like your post, would double star but digital physics and all.

Uh... resolve the erections?

Its such a hard skill to cultivate.

Can I automate it so that when I use Siri to call my wife it also automatically activates the speakerphone? Or, really, anyone?

When I'm driving, I'd like to be able to simply have the phone make the call with the speakerphone on, and Siri isn't up to that complicated (?) task.

It's a USB battery pack! It's a travel router! It's a personal cloud! It's $30! [HooToo TripMate 6000mAh Battery Charger with Wireless N Portable Travel Router, $30 with promo code UFQH9SB5]

No mortification, but the locale was exotic! In darkest night, we snuck out of her house and carried a blanket to the nearby park, where we interfaced for (what my teenage mind thought was) hours. Despite the ambiance and my inexperience (she was experienced, with a whole five encounters on her stat sheet) neither…

You use fees to assess airlines, so shouldn't Hawaiian get a bump since they are the only airline that offers free meals? I mean, I know its airline "food" but still.

Otherwise, great list, even though my anecdotal evidence shows that Hawaiian is clearly the best.

Ah, the old "they can steal, manipulate the system, and rob literally every American, BUT they do it in suits, so its super chill" defense.

You are supporting walmart's blank check of awfulness to cash, but damn the few and insignificant number of people who perpetrate a mild awfulness back.

Any additional thoughts?

http://gawker.com/walmart-dodges…

First, I don't support this tactic. I won't be indulging in this, nor will I encourage anyone else to, but thats Me not "Vampire Circus"

So my ratio is 1.36%. Under these guidelines, I should not be considering purchasing a home correct?

I love your handle.

Also your swift "LMGTFY" STFU reply. Thank you for the smile today.

It makes your Gmail viewable as a To-Do list, with Snooze functions, swiping controls (left snooze, right done). "Done" archives your emails, Snooze temporarily snoozes emails with user controlled variables to wake them. Also you can make reminders for specific tasks.

You forgot to put quotes around "restaurant"

No worries. Happens to the best of us.