Sorry, internets obfuscated my point. I agreed whole-heartedly with your post, and was only making a grammar note.

"humanities" are a plethora of human enclaves, while "humanity's" is a description of Earth's enclave of humans. Whether to "-ies" or "-y's" is always frustrating in English, so I was pointing it out…

I agree.


But... Humanity's. #sorryimthatguytoday

Toast your bread, spread the pb on both slices, then add your jam. It seems like a variation or style, but is actually the *correct* way to pb&j

I was dumped by my girlfriend, mostly for not being smart enough (her words, extra fun is I'm the fact-nerd-personal-encyclopedia-type-ish, although I won't argue that I'm the smartest cookie).

Such UGH.

http://jezebel.com/woman-shot-and…

Go ahead. Then grab the wipes, and remember that the kid isn't gonna remember any of it. Cuss your fuckin heart out, remember to smile back at that puke covered cutie as they giggle and start fussing with various chunks. Wash their eyes out, cause bile is no-bueno, and then have a drink. You can tell anyone who…

I completely agree. When my wife complains about money, I tell her we can find her a wealthy boyfriend who can cater to her specific financial needs (a trip from Hawaii to SF every month), and once they're set up, we can finalize the divorce (I get the kid).

It sounds crazy, but if she took up my insane-joking-offer,…

Thank you for your dealbreaker list, it really made my day to know I'm perfect for you.

Remember to laugh the first time the kid pisses or shits directly onto you and you'll be fine.

I know exactly what you mean. Thank you. If I had extra stars or even just a highlighter, it would be all over those last three sentences.

Except when they do, and don't give a crap, unless you're lumping "any Muslim" in with the extremists, which is a bad direction to head, as I already found one (1) Dutch serial killer and now will extrapolate that all Dutch are serial killers. #notallmuslims

Also, generalizing about Muslims? Not making a strong case for your anecdotal expertise. There are more than a Billion Muslims, of which, the murder-y component is less than a single percent. Comparable to the percentage of murder-y Christians of the world.

Right. That guy who doesn't do the thing that we all do, he's not one of us. We're really cool. Until someone's not. Then they're not one of us.

No, not looking to "get you" based on one word, despite the fact that your defensiveness is exactly the actions a victim takes towards not "provoking" an abuser. Thanks to your direct answer, I googled "Dutch Domestic Violence." The first result is: http://www.huiselijkgeweld.nl/english. I appreciate that it was…

Again, you skirt the "where" of your claim. No need to be extremely specific, but hey a City, State, County, Area, Nation hint would be helpful. Although I suppose you're being coy about it because you realize that a quick Google might completely disprove your claim.

There really is a simple solution, given that there are only four other players per team.

After each match, before you can enter another one or whatever, show an avatar for each player on your team. "Would you play with 'X' again?" or some wording, and a Yes/No or equivalent selection below. You click no, you cannot…

Really? People have never been killed, ever, "where you're from" for speaking their mind? Where is this place? I'd be very interested to hear more about it. So nobody in prison/jail/internment for killing someone because they disagreed? Thats some transhumanism status.

When a "hard" no might get you killed, soft no's become a defense mechanism.

http://www.latina.com/news/student-s…

But the Hollywood alternative would end up being "SwimFan"

"I have always said that vitamins are bad for you."

Please, please, please let this be sarcasm and my sarcasm-detector is having an off day. Vitamin K, to pick one randomly from the alphabet, (not the street name of a drug, but the actual vitamin) is RIDICULOUSLY important for infants to receive after birth. There…