WRONG!

"That's the last time I ask Jalopnik commenters for advice on making a bus purchase." - coach

Meh, "rich" is often an expression of priorities. I know janitors with $300k in the bank (and not the union kind). I know VP's of international Forbes Top companies that can barely keep food on the table.

SOON... Also FREE KANDY...

Women like old muscle cars and SUVs, I have learned this over the years. They really don't care about cars like these for the most part.

Waiting for just the right moment to grab you and pull you into his van.

The best is when you get people to figure out how to pop the engine cover.

You could climb this door and rescue a cat from that tree....

That is one expensive Hyundai