I was maybe 10 or 11. My Dad was out of town at a conference and I was home with my Mom. She was preparing to go take a shower when suddenly we both heard this horrible hissing noise coming from the bathroom. To her credit, my Mom carefully went to investigate. When she came out, all the color had drained from her…

Bring back OG Jezebel

Jez was BUILT on this and for this.

Yo FUCK John Mulaney and FUCK Olivia Munn. They’re pieces of shit who publicly danced on the grave of this woman’s marriage.

Good on her for taking the high road and living her best life.

I look forward the inevitable Jez article dissecting the remains of Mulaney…

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…

“We’ve been really indoctrinated with this culture of permission. I think it’s true for women, and I think it’s true for people of color. It’s historic, and it’s unfortunate and has somehow become part of our DNA. But that time has passed.”

lol I had to look at her Wiki page after this and it’s a laughably self-important self-done job or I’ll eat my hat

Something something Terry Richardson something.

Jean Cocteau

Just call it a fucking Vagina Visor. For the love of god. If a woman is comfortable enough buying a welding helmet for her genitalia, then she's comfortable with the biological term for it. For fucks sake. If the 11 year old Camp Gyno is comfortable saying Vagina then a product for adult women should be equally…

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

I saw it today and really loved it, liked it way better than Bridesmaids honestly. Consistently funny, and I really liked Bullock and McCarthy's characters, and my dad liked it and he has only been to 3 movies in the past 20 years(watches some at home but never goes to the theater). Worth it to me.