Seeing one of those poised overhead, waiting to kill me if I so much as poke my head out a window, would make me rethink my religious position in a big goddamn hurry.

Listen, you assholes. Vanilla ice cream, from a tub of vanilla ice cream, is good. In a tub of Neapolitan ice cream, however, nobody but psychotics and Nazis goes for the vanilla first.

Harley Davidson: Turning gasoline into obnoxious noise without the dangerous side effects of horsepower for more than 100 years.

Oh just fuck off.

I see the woman in the still has been working on her Silly Walk.

It's a plain wreck.

alright, let me be the first to say it...

At Le Mans, I would so very much love to see Porsche whip Audi like the stepchild they are.

I'd rather see Obama take a short jump off a tall cliff.

Maybe Obama can jump into Baghdad to stop it from being overrun since he screwed the pooch on that one too.

HA! Because the current President has done nothing but make 100% positive changes and has made no mistakes what so ever. If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. Bush fucked a lot of things up, make no mistake, but Obama is just as bad.

"I love french horns."

What's the license plate saying?

I don't even care if it only has half that horsepower: bring a manual transmissioned, AWD, turbocharged, be-spoilered Beetle to market and you will make me very happy.

*Groan*

Not me.

Can somebody please teach this man how to shave?

Pro: Given that it probably barely breaks 2k lbs, I bet this thing might actually get halfway decent mileage, qualifying it for daily-driver status.