SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

Jetta VR6. A sorority girl’s car that sounds like Chewbacca gargling hammers.

I know it makes sense given the lack of muffler and all the talk but I didn’t truly believe reviews or reports until I heard one in person. Hype about movies let me down and I figured the same thing for this little beast. The only time I did see one I was at a light with my windows down when the distant BRAAAAAAP…

COTD

Racing means winning.

Said the VW chief engineer.

“You were in a negative 4G, inverted dive... with a four-engine gunship...?”

“That’s classified.”

Go ahead Pixar, anthropomorphize this!

HAHAHAHA

Since Oppo posts get buried.

First thought: “Donuts in a FWD Fusion? I gotta see this.”

I.....I don’t even.

CP at any price.

I don’t see a listing for a Chrysler that’s As Big As A Whale (and about to set saaaail). :colbert:

Y U NO STYLO?

I really wanted them to do the Imperial March.

Puretone - Totally Addicted To Bass

Any 1990’s AMG product that starts with an S.