Be sure to leave off that return address. That'll make for some interesting postal service "hot-potato".

That sounds a lot better than:

"This thing hums like Frank Sinatra with his lips sewn shut."

I'm going to pretend I read this on New Years Eve 2009 so I can call it "Tech Marketing Rant of the Decade".

Horses: Friend or Foe

Wait? You have a static IP address? I thought they were only available for business subscriptions. How the heck did you pull this off???

Really???

Sorry, yeah.

Verizon FiOS:

Cheers!

"That point is pretty invalid. It is like me saying that the first 2 years out of the womb are less important than the 16 or 80 following. "

Thank's for the input everyone! Yes, the questions were more of a joke...

Hmm...

Yeah, it's not really the ebooks that killed Borders, but the fact that you can get physical copies of everything they sell, online and cheaper.

Wow. I was just joking. I've never seen an "original" option on a Youtube video clip, before.

What the what? So what's the answer?

It's hot, but it's a dry heat.

What the hell? There's no "4K" option on the YouTube player.

That's from the end of Star Trek: Generations, if I remember correctly. It's the scene where earth is supposed to be destroyed by the Borg, or something like that, somehow the timeline is changed, and the Earth is saved.

Well, I hope they're doing something right... now.