@Stevox:

Very sad, indeed.

Infinite loop.

It's a sign of intelligent extra-terrestrial life.

As Steve Jobs might say...

@iDeNoh:

Somebody needs to spring-load that shit, stat.

@treytakahashi:

@ProudGeek:

Reminds of the time when a student in my 8th grade German class drew a swastika with a transparency marker on the reflecting mirror of the overhead projector.

When they ask for the password, tell them, "Fidelio".

Cool... but I've always wanted to be buried in a clearing, in the middle of a forest, wrapped in a burlap sack with a tree planted over me so that my body can provide nutrients for new life.

Look out for the ninjas, too...

I don't know.... I could manage two dongles if I had them.

@BeefSupreme:

@Don Is:

@OMG! Ponies!:

I work at a company where the "standard issue" smartphone is the iPhone and Microsoft Exchange Server powers our email.

Cognitive Dissonance