I love those experiments where they (it's always "they") fly clocks around the world really fast, after synchronizing them with land-based clocks, just to re-prove Einstein's Theories of Relativity.

This toaster needs to be sold in Sharper Image. Stat!

@elkapitann:

@KaZx: Details, details.

Just because this ad is telling me the Droid X doesn't need protection to prevent signal attenuation, doesn't mean I'm going to take it at face value.

Motorola.

Phil Collins called.

Watch out, this might upset the Martians.

@Stem_Sell: You're just gunning for a star, there. Wait, you already have one.

Sounds OK. If I had the money I'd buy one... of course, I probably wouldn't care about the price of gasoline at that point, anyway (I know, I know, it's about conservation not just cost savings...)

@ninja_togo:

@SkelatorDan:

@Drummertist v.2:

@madconfusion: It feels self-indulgent to promote this comment. Oh well. Thanks!

I would like to order the shoe-phone iPhone insert, please.

Until someone makes a trans-reflective OLED screen, all OLED screens will be a half solution.

So...

@FrankenPC: I've seen and used profanity in comments, but nothing Martha Focker or Jack Schidt would have too much of a problem with.

@SewerShark:

@jestamcmerv: