...except that the iPhone 4 has *still* sold like a motherfudrucker, whereas Vista sales were in the tank. Plus, if all it takes is a bumper or a piece of tape to prevent a *potential* issue, that's nothing compared to the core-level problems Vista exhibited on release.

@stan-the-man:

@mischlep: OMG, you're right. It was in my possession before I even came up with the idea for it...

@stan-the-man:

I also just patented the gene sequence for mitochondrial DNA.

I patented the Police Box.

Craigslist welcomes you with open arms!

Just to be safe, I also patented:

I just patented:

@Mactacular:

@Vidikron:

@andrew_berge: Some lawns take longer to mow than others.

Genius!

@Vidikron: "-phile" is derived from the Greek word "φίλος" meaning "friend".

Turns it on.

@Vidikron: You're assuming that audiophiles are defined simply by obsession.

I'm actually a little pissed at all the negative comments on this article with regards to what is commonly considered "pointless obsession".

Audiophiles are the gate-keepers of our human aural archive.

@XianZhuXuande:

@Harpsichord: That's great! And it does that without actually being what is commonly known as a "notebook" computer.