I also just patented the gene sequence for mitochondrial DNA.

I patented the Police Box.

Craigslist welcomes you with open arms!

Just to be safe, I also patented:

I just patented:

@Mactacular:

@Vidikron:

@andrew_berge: Some lawns take longer to mow than others.

Genius!

@Vidikron: "-phile" is derived from the Greek word "φίλος" meaning "friend".

Turns it on.

@Vidikron: You're assuming that audiophiles are defined simply by obsession.

I'm actually a little pissed at all the negative comments on this article with regards to what is commonly considered "pointless obsession".

Audiophiles are the gate-keepers of our human aural archive.

@XianZhuXuande:

@Harpsichord: That's great! And it does that without actually being what is commonly known as a "notebook" computer.

@GoldVrod: I hate to say this because it sounds a little fruity, but...

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Steve Balmer's job needs to be terminated, with extreme prejudice.

@XianZhuXuande: Geez, I meant "... *d0* also check..."